Things A Cat Should Own
1. A cozy chair, thickly upholstered if possible and at least as tall as one’s reach.
2. Object that rolls. Balls of yarn are a classic, but a plastic bottlecap will do in a pinch.
3. Sunbeam.
4. A cardboard box or similar enclosed space.
5. Two mice—one alive, one dead.
6. A vessel filled with water. Ones that don’t belong to you are best.
7. At least one human. Having multiple allows you to play them off each other.
8. A large window and windowsill.
9. Fish (you can never have too many).
